It's not Fair

See this girl?

See her lashes?

I asked her if I could have them.

She said no.

I gave them to her.

I can take them away,

right?

She has makeup on for the Halloween Party tonight.

She is going as a princess,

obviously.

I wish I had her lashes.

It just ain't fair.

Are you Kidding me??

So apparently, Jared thought that Hand Foot Mouth Disease wasn't enough of a celebration when we had our one year anniversary of the day we found lice in the house.

He thought that the actual thing would be way more fun.

That's right.

I found a lice bug in Jared's hair yesterday.

The first thing I thought was "shave his head"

Thats exactly what I did.

Maybe I should have put at least a #1 attachment on it but it was too late.

Thank goodness no one else in the house has it.

I only found one bug. No eggs.

But I wasn't taking any chances.

I think I caught it just in time before it could go anywhere else.

Which we all know would have really sucked, especially if you've see the hair on my girls.

Tea Tree Oil is now in all shampoo on top of spraying their hair with it as well.

Poor kid has his daddy's head. He's still handsome as ever but this hair style will be saved for lice discovery. Let's hope we never see it again.

It's Open!!

If you guessed canned chicken, you were wrong. They are water chestnuts.

I don't eat these, they are nasty so my guess it Jana bought them when she was here.

I put them down the garborater.

If you won, since I only have one can and I dumped it, you can go buy a can and pretend you won it.....or not.

?????

See this??

I found it in my pantry.

The Mystery Can.

No label, just sitting there, waiting to be found and to be opened.

I shook it. It sounds watery. What could it be?

I don't know

Let's take some guesses.

whoever is right, wins.

What do you win?

Ummmm.....

Nothing.

Sorry.

I Never Knew

So apparently, this little man is no longer

"Jared"

He's......

I think he blew his secret identity. Oh well,

I feel real safe knowing I have a super-hero on my side.

Today...

I did not love being a mom.

Just saying.

Almost Extreme Makeover-My Edition

A few weeks ago, I looked like this:

Today I look like this:

I chopped my hair and got new glasses

All I need now is a tummy tuck and a maybe a little

lift to put the girls back where they belong and I will

be all set. Oh, and maybe a new wardrobe. ;)

Where is Stacey and Clinton when you need them?